Ah hah hah haha!
And our (USA) law enforcement agencies promise us that any encryption master keys required by their grandiose plans will only be used in cases with proper legal court warrants (ignore the FISA court warrant abuse based on lies and deceit) and will be super secure and never stolen.
Just like those secret hacking tools stolen from the CIA.
Or these private master keys.
Don't forget the TSA travel master keys, which can now be 3-D printed by anyone using this repo: https://github.com/Xyl2k/TSA-Travel-Sentry-master-keys