I can't tell if this is serious.

Surely if you're still using C now it's for legacy reasons. And if using it for legacy reasons you are likely stuck using an old C standard.

So who will use C23?

How many of your preferred programming languages are written in C?

Yes, many self-host, but a considerable number of them don't want the complications that can bring.

Modern C compilers are written in C++.

So much for C's simplicity in writing compilers.

Yes, C can be simple for writing a compiler. [0][1]

No, optimisation, on the other hand, is not a simple problem.

[0] https://github.com/rui314/8cc

[1] https://github.com/rui314/chibicc