> some users have suggested pretty smart features that i've since implemented, like this back-to-top button to quickly get back to the top of the page

To me all position:fixed elements (headers, footers, this back-to-top button, etc) feel like a kind of annoying dirt on the screen. Their absence is a big part of why I love the web 1.0 aesthetic.

I have this in a bookmarklet:

https://github.com/t-mart/kill-sticky