This is exactly what I needed - not a lot of people are doing eventually inconsistent databases yet. If theres a network partition, shits probably fucked anyways so its best to throw away all your data.

Unfortunately the metadata (list of files) is stored in memory, not network. Not quite as unreliable as I would like.

Sounds like your looking for something like MangoDb https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb

Note: joke assumes parent poster was somewhat humorous