Now we're going to have "lies programmers believe about time":

1. Seconds in one time system last the same amount of time as seconds in another time system

2. Seconds in the same time system last the same amount of time as each other

3. Time numbers are strictly increasing - the same time number can't happen again

4. [etc, kill me]

A collection of several falsehoods programmers believe lists, not just time:

https://github.com/kdeldycke/awesome-falsehood