How does this get to the front page? Has nobody seen this? https://www.techempower.com/benchmarks/#section=data-r13

Much more thorough than this toy benchmark article, which reads like marketing release...

If you work out a way to model the performance of your own systems based on these benchmarks, then on the way you will discover what is wrong with them. Or switch to Urweb for all your future sites, I guess?

the source to all the benchmark is available https://github.com/TechEmpower/FrameworkBenchmarks

If you want to make your chosen platform fast you can see what they're doing in the src to get those results. The ones not marked "stripped" and with "full" for ORM are very realistic examples. Not sure where you're going with this? Nobody's real workload looks exactly like benchmarks.