I realize this argument is probably tongue-in-cheek, but if we were to take it at face value it would be interesting to factor in energy costs required to feed/house/etc. the programmers for the additional time it would take to implement a given system in C vs python, and how often would the code need to run to make it balance out?

yep, for instance a good benchmark would be: how long would it take to build a decent and snappy GUI operating system from scratch with a custom html/css/js engine in $LANGUAGE ?

To give a data point, in 2021-era C++ it's approximately 3 years with a very large part of it being done by a single person (https://github.com/SerenityOS/serenity). How long would that take with python ?