Kind of off topic, but how much time is involved building processors with FPGA's, especially for modern architectures like RISC-V? I only have a very basic overview knowledge about FPGA's and almost none at the time about HDL's (I plan on learning!), but with the complexity involved in modern processors, I can't imagine this being a few weeks or even months or work.

It depends what you want to do? Do you want to build a processor from scratch? A basic processor for core RISC-V is actually quite simple. The RISC-V I specification (all the core instructions not including multi/div, none of the privileged spec) is not complex.

Implementing something like the story talks about is obviously far more complex.

If you're mostly interested in putting together existing processors that can again can vary in complexity, there are some things with 'batteries included' where you can just spin up an FPGA image that works then go poking around, others where there will be significant work in integrating things into a working system.

I'll give a plug to Ibex (https://github.com/lowRISC/ibex) which is the core I work on, it doesn't have an MMU and is targetted at embedded applications. It's a 'real' core, in that it's suitable for taping-out into a real system but still quite simple to understand. OpenTitan (https://github.com/lowRISC/opentitan) is a notable project we're also working on that uses it, it's an open source root of trust and will give you a working RISC-V SoC you can put on an FPGA, you can easily carve out the security things leaving you with a RISC-V core, some SRAM and various useful peripherals.