Up next: a C compiler that compiles to printf statements :-P

There is somewhere a compiler that outputs to all sorts of crazy languages including awk, sed, printf, etc.. but I can't find it right now. Hopefully someone knows what I'm talking about.

I feel like it did LLVM IR to a bunch of languages or something like that.. but my memory is faulty.

You are looking for ELVM: https://github.com/shinh/elvm/ (I have seen many others, but in terms of activity it seems the most maintained one.)