"The BrainFuck computer is an attractive solution for servicing high throughput BrainFuck cloud services, both in terms of performance and cost."

Love it.

Don't laugh: this is the next big step in cloud computing infrastructure. Imagine Linux compiled to the BrainFuck ISA running a Docker container running a BrainFuck web application. Of course, we will clearly need a solid BrainFuck-to-JS transpiler to make things web scale.

Could it get better than that?

Here's a very performant BF-to-JS transpiler:

http://copy.sh/brainfuck/

We're ready for the revolution!

Ah nice. I know of Fabien (copy) from his v86 work which is a very complete x86/PC peripheral emulator written in JS.

https://github.com/copy/v86