Why in the world would you put a near full-page sized ad at the top of the article? I seriously thought that the site had been hijacked at first

Don't you use an adblocker?

I've used this successfully for years.

https://github.com/StevenBlack/hosts

While not your traditional ad blocker done via browser extension, it does the job quite well and blocks the requests at the OS level.

I'm not the author or maintainer, just a very happy user.